I'm not sure how I returned to the bar, all I know is that I was given another mission. One of the whistletits mentioned that I needed to find some healing roses or a cure for a dog or whatever the hell a Si-Khu is.


I was like cat on the prowl. A hungry cat with big nails.. claws. I was ready for anything.


Wow, that lady is sure getting stabbed a lot.




Good luck with that.

Bah, damn assholes blocking my path. I guess I have to crush a few more skulls.


The whole time she was thanking me I could feel those eyes undressing me. She wasn't a looker but who would be after getting stabbed a few hundred times. I ignored her advances and pressed on. I had a dog to save.


The hell is this? They tricked me and gave this kid a stupid name so I would help him. I showed him one of the hearts I just ripped out. I'm not very good with kids.


He started to talk but I couldn't understand his high-pitched woman voice. God damn kids.


The rest is another blur. I think I punched someone at the bar and I was sent on another important mission. I must have done something wrong because they sent me to a fucking volcano.




I was actually enjoying it until this giant indian showed up to talk about peace or whatever the hell gay giant indians talk about.




I lost it when he started winking at me. Or at least that's what I think happened. It doesn't matter, I still smashed his eyes out and ate them.




I think I passed out on my way back to the bar & ended up in the towns water supply. I might have shat a little. They charge you for taking shits in the bar and I didn't feel like saving another dog tonight.